Saturday, March 28, 2020

Heroes of the Coronapocalypse

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The Pandemic Pandemonium has brought out the best--and worst--in people.

Libtards love to bash capitalism and even now try to convince us shut-ins that socialism is the answer to our current medical & economic woes.

Really?

Mike Lindell, the "corporate fat cat" of My Pillow, just announced his company will be focusing on producing medical masks, while other companies are making similar contributions.

And it's not just CEOs that are self-mobilizing to pull us through the COVID-19 Pandemic.  The people our loser elite look down upon are saving our bacon.

Heroes--and zeroes--aplenty have emerged from the Coronapocalypse Crisis.

And speaking of zeroes, celebrities demonstrated--once again--they have zero class.

Hollyweird celebrities concocted a cringe-worthy video featuring that insufferable song "Imagine."

The Material Girl tried to provide a philosophical outlook on the Coronavirus from her bathtub.

Larry the Cable Guy gave this entire cringe-fest the "Ricky Gervais Treatment."

MechaRandom42 was even blunter:  She told Hollyweirdoes to get stuffed, while Sargon of Akkad pondered:  Imagine there are no celebrities.

Well, what isn't hard to imagine is how celebrities have been reduced to meme-fodder because of Stay-At-Home edicts.

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Yeah, terrible alright.

Now here's a "No-Lister's" video, along with Sargon of Akkad's light-hearted outlook and Jeff Dunham's wacky alter-ego puppets that are more entertaining than any A-Lister has put out from inside their mansion.

So my thanks to all the other "No Lister" Heroes out there who're keeping things functioning for the rest of us.

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Tuesday, March 24, 2020

Political Posturing During Pandemic

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Earlier this week, Congress attempted to provide a stimulus bill in an attempt to mitigate the financial crisis brought on by the COVID-19 Pandemic.

("COVID19" meaning:  Chinese Originated Viral Infectious Disease #19).

But of course, the Dimtards didn't want such a monumental crisis to go to waste.  Or to directly quote Reptard James Clyburn:  An opportunity to restructure things to fit our vision.

Congress attempted to pass a bi-partisan economic relief package by Sunday (22 March), but the Dimtard Duo of Pelosi & Schumer added more demands, effectively filibustering the bill.

So instead of a single-issue resolution, the Dimtards packed it with a far-left wish list and identity politics.

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Chuckie Schumer tried claiming the bill was a big business bailout, and of course the Ministry of Truth, the NYT-Branch, finagled a fake news headline to cover for the Dimtards.

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But most people see through the Dimtards' stabbing Americans in the back--twice.

Mitch McConnell sounded off against the Dimtards, while The Five shredded the Dimtards' derailing the bill--twice.

Now to be "fair & balanced," ever since the Era of HopeandChange, I'm a bit leary of "stimulus packages."  Especially since our nation is already trillions of dollars in debt.

So the trick is to starve the virus not the economy.

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Either way, the "optics" make the Dimtards look bad--or to us like-minded folks--worse than they already are.

Chances are the Dimtards will be obliterated this November, because they're really bad people.

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And speaking of the 2020 Presidential Election, Our Grand Nagus' rival, Sleepy/Creepy Joe Biden was conspicuously absent from the public for about a full week of this pandemic pandemonium...

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Wednesday, March 18, 2020

PC Overrules Pandemic Concerns

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I've been meaning to write about the latest developments in the Chinese Coronavirus Pandamic earlier and more extensively, but last weekend I came down with the flu.

Then four of my coworkers got sick.

I ended up having to get screened--twice--just to make sure I didn't have the Chinese Coronavirus.  The current protocols used by medical facilities are that if someone tests positive for flu, then they don't have the Chinese Coronavirus.

But apparently this "either/or" logic is being hotly debated.

I'm still getting over the effects of--whatever it is I got.

Even if I were healthy, the repercussions of this pandemic are unprecedented in our lifetime--from school closures, business closures, city lockdowns, border closures, panic buying, hoarding and price-gouging--are too overwhelming for me to cover the full details about the Chinese Coronavirus.

Which, according to the media minions suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome, is a racist term.  Not to mention "Wuhan Virus," or even the "Kung Flu."

Because maintaining political correctness overrides national, even worldwide, public safety.

Libtards like Stephan Colbert are trying to gaslight Americans into thinking news agencies only called it "Covid-19."  (Be sure to watch the MRC TV video embedded in the article).

But as Ben Shapiro reminds us:  The Coronavirus is the "Chinese Virus."

The Chinese government lied about the outbreak from the beginning and destroyed evidence of its origin.

And thanks the work of the globalists, this isn't the first time China's poisoned America.  There's also a lot we don't know about the Chinese Coronavirus.

At least Our Grand Nagus has the courage to slam China's disinformation campaign that the virus was created by the US military, especially since he's warning us about China, even before he was elected.

I wish I could say the same about the libtard media who are taking China's side and are more concerned about identity politics than the health and safety of innocent people.

Hopefully, fewer of us will contract the illness than is currently estimated, our lives and livelihoods won't be too severely impacted, and we'll all learn the right lessons.


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Monday, March 9, 2020

Sleepy Joe Surged After Super Tuesday Slaughterfest

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Well, Creepy Uncle Joe’s campaign was on life support almost from the time he announced his candidacy.

But after the Super Tuesday Slaughterfest Biden is back big time. Within a couple of days, Mayor Pete, Comb Klobuchar, Mini Mike and Fauxchahontas all dropped out.

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The most embarrassing losses were Mini Mike blowing through half a billion dollars, and only winning American Samoa ; while Fauxchahontas lost her home state of Massachusetts and everywhere else.

Comrade Karla quipped it would have been cheaper for Mini Mike to simply buy American Samoa.


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So after the hilarious Dimtard Disaster the Democratic Primary is now down to a live-action "Celebrity Deathmatch" between Karl Marx and Groucho Marx, or Crazy vs. Senile.

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Pick your poison.

While Biden’s Super Tuesday surge can be attributed in-part to the machinations of the Democratic Party Machine, the rest of the answer is simpler and less sinister:  The majority of Democratic voters want moderate candidates.  

Bolshevik Bernie is Hell-bent on crashing the economy ringing-in the Year Zero of the Workers’ Paradise of America, while established Democrats--and most of their voters--prefer the boil-a-frog-in-water method (turning the heat up one degree at a time) of bringing about socialism.


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And they want to win elections.

Some conservative commentators, like the Blue Collar Logic boys think Biden will be easier for Our Grand Nagus to beat, or that America could survive a Biden presidency.  While Ben Shapiro feels that Super Tuesday 2020 showed conservatives and liberals truly have common ground.

Maybe.


If Biden does win the General Election in November, I think us like-minded folks will be convinced someone else is pulling his strings...

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...especially if his handlers he selects Crooked Queen Clinton as his VP.

But with Election Day several months away, Dimtards and media woketards aren’t silent about the REAL reason for Warren’s humiliating loss:  Rampant sexism.

Yup.  Gotta play the Sexist Card to cover up their shortcomings.

Tim Pool called-out the Dimtards’ hypocrisy at failing to admit that Hillary and Warren were awful candidates, while fellow YouTube commentators Salty Cracker and Dronetek Politics pointed out that Dimtard leaders and woketard media mouthpieces are smearing voters for being sexist.

That’s Democratic voters.

Another fine example of The Left eating their own.

The truth is Warren’s campaign destroyed itself through wokeness.

I guess Fauxchahontas couldn't help herself.

Kinda like someone else we know, who may be making a come-back...

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Wednesday, March 4, 2020

The Coronavirus Pandemic Panic

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I've been off duty from my job at Washington State Emergency Management for the past several days.  So I'm not sure what I'll be "walking into" when I go back to work later this week, especially since our governor declared a state of emergency.  In the meantime, I've been getting a lot of word-of-mouth reports.

During my staycation, one of my close friends informed me of the first Coronavirus death in the US (now up to 9 in WA State), while at lunch on Saturday.

Then as the work-week began, there was a run on various stores in my local area.  Friends at the local gym told me shelves were devoid of all sorts of goods.  Bottled water, bread, cleaning wipes and hand sanitizer were popular--and now scarce--items.

Good thing I learned to have small stockpiles of things for times like this.

While shoppers were stripping the store shelves bare, Our Grand Nagus increased the staffing of the Coronavirus Task Force.

But the Dimtards and their mouthpieces at the Ministry of Truth aren't "...letting a good crisis go to waste."

In the Coronavirus Case--blame Trump.

China isn't the only one lying about the Coronavirus.

 Politico attempted to spread fake news about Our Grand Nagus calling the disease itself a hoax (false).

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 I certainly don't know how widespread the disease will get, but we're certainly going from hysteria to hysteria.

While tens of thousand have fallen ill and thousands have died worldwide, here in the US, Coronavirus causes stupidity to go viral.

As of now, Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) has had a larger negative impact on our country than the Coronavirus--

--Like the Deep Stater(s) that allowed infected Americans to be flown back to the US.

--Or this Denver councilwoman threatening to attend MAGA rallies if she becomes infected.

--Or in the case of the Seattle Politburo, ignoring how the homeless population could exacerbate the situation.

But like most crises, this didn't occur overnight--or even at the initial outbreak.

Mass immigration from--and offshoring to--Communist China has left us vulnerable on multiple levels.

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And this isn't the first time either: There was SARS in 2003.

We can't trust China to make dog food ingredients that won't sicken our pets, let alone be truthful about the nature an origins of one of their contagions.

Meanwhile, it looks like FEMA is preparing for a nation-wide emergency declaration.

But for those who believe Bolshevik Bernie's campaign promise of Free Healthcare For All, there's this cautionary tale of when the system fails you.

In the meantime, take the usual sensible and typical flu-related health precautions.

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Friday, February 21, 2020

Mini Mike Bloomberg Buys His Way Into the Fray

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"Mini Mike" Bloomberg entered the 2020 Democratic Primary Race back in November 2019, but no one paid too much attention because he didn't qualify for any debates.

Nor did he conduct any traditional meet & greet campaigning.

Then earlier this week, the DNC decided to change their rules to allow Mini Mike to participate in the Las Vegas Debate.

Why?

Because the popularity of both Our Grand Nagus' and Bolshevik Bernie's popularity is on the rise and the Dimtards are panicking.

Not only is the DNC, but the Ministry of Truth is dog-piling on Bernie.  Libtards like Tingly Legs Matthews are worried if Bernie gets the DNC nomination, Trump will win the general election by a landslide.

Welcome to 2016.20

Mini Mike is acting like a Senator from Ancient Rome--buying an election.  His campaign adds flood the airwaves and cyberspace, with Ministry of Truth outlets, like the NYT attempt to justify elites having "more control" over our elections.

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Even before Wednesday night's debate, fireworks erupted between Mini Mike--and just about every other candidate and some of the commentators I follow had choice words to say--

--Tucker Carlson called-out that Mini Mike shouldn't be on the debate stage.

--Sean Hannity referred to Mini Mike's move as cashing in his chips.

--YouTuber Tim Pool declared the Dimtards embraced cheating and sold their souls to defeat Our Grand Nagus.

--Laura Ingraham explained why Bloomberg is failing.

--And then there's Mark Steyn who quipped Bloomberg is a Russian agent planted to make Sleepy Uncle Joe look good.

--But from a popcorn-eating entertainment perspective, The Amazing Lucas, thought the Vegas Debate as an amazing bloodbath and Greg Gutfeld, of The Five, thought it was awesome.

In fact, nearly 20 million people tuned-in,

I wasn't one of them.  Instead, I scrolled through Townhall's Twitter feed and saw it was quite the Thunderdome Cage Match.

I almost regret not watching it.

Almost.

Reading the after-action tea leaves, Mini Mike...

...tried to defend wealth and capitalism...

...but failed miserably when he attempted to defend NDAs (non-disclosure agreements) he imposed on women...

...and Warren went for the jugular slamming Mini Mike's sexist past.

Despite the pummeling from all his rivals, Mini Mike fired--off one helluva zinger against Bolshevik Bernie.

Guy Benson's assessment of the Vegas Debate covered the good, bad and ugly.

And speaking of bad & ugly, Mini Mike's image wasn't helped when Team Bloomberg released a doctored clip of the debate.

 Basically, Mini Mike's zinger didn't damage Bolshevik Bernie's standing.

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Regardless of the Old Bolshevik's popularity, Kurt Schlichter warned Bernie Bros are going to get fooled again.

Possibly.

If so, and it comes down to Trump the Usurper vs. Mini Mike in the General Election, Derek Hunter has an observation on what differentiates the two billionaires for you to keep in mind.

Friday, February 7, 2020

Dimtards' Hopes Dashed

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Well, the first week of February 2020 saw three glorious days of Dimtard agony which helped give Our Grand Nagus the best 96 hours of his presidency.

First there was the Iowa Caucus Train Wreck on Monday (3 February 2020)...

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...which exposed Dimtard incompetence and hypocrisy.  And since the Dimtards don’t want to accept the fact that they can’t be trusted to count votes, they attempted to blame Trump supporters and 4Chan for the Caucus Chaos.


Can’t have a Dimtard Debacle without racism being to blame.

Then on Tuesday night, near the end of Our Grand Nagus’ State of the Union Address (SOTU), Squeaker of the House, and “tore loser”, Nancy Pelosi became meme-fodder minutes after tearing up a copy of Trump’s speech.

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Paul Murray from Down Under’s Sky News, nailed it on how Pelosi’s tantrum will cause a big shift—against the Dimtards.  

Back in America, Classical Liberal YouTuber, Tim Pool, concurred stating oblivious leftist cheered while their plans burn down around them.

While normal people in America, and around the world, thought Our Grand Nagus gave a good, even great speech, the event triggered Hollyweirdoes and Ministry of Truth minions.



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Then came the finale in this week’s “three act play.”  Trump the Usurper was acquitted on impeachment charges, which triggered protesters suffering from TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome).

Basically, the Dimtards’ soft coup backfired spectacularly.

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More triggering is sure to follow since the Dimtards have “...learned nothing and forgotten nothing...” and vow to keep investigating Trump the Usurper of 2016. 

For now though, Our Grand Nagus had the last laugh when he took swipes at Pelosi (and Romney) for hiding behind Faith to conduct their perpetual character assassination attempts.

Certainly not the most Christian turn-the-other-cheek sort of thing to do—especially at the National Prayer Breakfast—but since I’m a live-by-the-sword kind of guy, I’m not bothered by this in the slightest.  

In a “more appropriate” venue, Our Grand Nagus struck a Dewey Defeats Truman pose at a press conference and didn’t mince words in calling the 
RussiaRussiaRussia investigation “bullshit.”

Of course, Dimtards like Senator Hirono, still think Our Grand Nagus is guilty regardless of the acquittal verdict.  And the less said about RINO Romney, the better.

The Dimtards actions and reactions to this whole Shampeachment Theatre, or as The Diplomad called it, a ripping yarn...
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...is both amusing and appalling.  It can be funny to watch their meltdowns, but it's appalling to think about any of them with their hands on the levers of power.

Hopefully we can all keep laughing for 4 more years after Election Day 2020, and enjoy the gush of Libtard tears.

Wednesday, January 29, 2020

The 2A VA Rally--Not the Boogaloo Libtards Were Hoping For

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Well everyone, myself included, thought last week's 2A Rally in Richmond, VA was a potential powder keg.

Or as a lot of 2A folks call it "The Boogaloo," which is now a trigger word for lefties.

Yeah, I know the news cycle is All Impeachment All The Time,  I currently find the on-going soft coup against Our Grand Nagus too tiresome and predictable to write about for now.

So getting back to the 2A Rally...

...Liberty Doll posted several videos leading up to the event:

Gun Control Bills Pass VA Senate Committee followed by an overnight update.

Followed a week later by Virginia Keeps Heating Up with the breaking news when Governor Blackface declared a state of emergency.

Unfortunately for Virginians, it will be extremely difficult to recall Governor Blackface.

Sydney Watson gave a one video synopsis the day of the event from an Australian-American perspective.

Fortunately for all of us, the 2A Rally went off without a hitch.

Sort of.

The minions of the Ministry of Truth tried spinning the whole event as a white supremacist klan gathering, minus the burning crosses.

The peaceful gathering dismayed politicians like Commissar Cortez, who was miffed about the rally being held on MLK Day.

The following YouTubers debunked the fake news that the 2A Rally was a white nationalist gathering:

Dronetek Politics,

Anthony Brian Logan (ABL),

The Amazing Lucas, and

Louder With Crowder.

Now that we dodged the Big Boogaloo, for now, the gun grabbing continues unabated in Virginia.

Since the 2A Fight isn't over, especially in VA, Kurt Schlitchter has the following peaceful insurgency tips for Virginia Patriots

Thursday, January 16, 2020

Dimtards: Fighting Against Orangemanbad Instead of Real Enemies

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Well, we're just two weeks into the "Roaring Twenties" and a lot's been going on inside and outside the Ramparts of Civilization:

The House voted to finally release the Article of Shampeachment against Our Grand Nagus.

There was another televised debate among the surviving Dimtard candidates that blogger Diogenes' Middle Finger suffered through so we wouldn't have to.

Not that we would have anyway. 

But we should pay closer attention to what Dimtards and their lackeys say off-camera.  Project Veritas caught one of Bolshevik Bernie's minions promising to unleash Hell if Trump the Usurper is re-elected.

And speaking of Hellish existences, the Dimtards in Congress and the presidential pretenders were silent during the anti-regime protests in Iran in the wake of the passenger liner shoot-down.

But of course the same silent Dimtards were all triggered when the Iranian Terrorist Master-in-Chief just happened to stray into the impact area of American Hellfire missiles.

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Back inside the Ramparts of Civilization, the Empire State's "catch and release with no bail" law came under fire when suspected bank robber is suspected of committing a robbery the day after his bail-free release.  (I've glanced over a few other examples).

And it looks like Virginia may be Ground Zero for American Civil War 2.0.

The Republicans in Virginia managed to lose the state legislature and now the Birthplace of Liberty is ruled by gun-grabbing tyrants who wasted no time in implementing their Wish List against their fellow law-abiding Virginians.

However, a virtual-legislative Lexington & Concord erupted with over 100 cities and counties declaring themselves Second Amendment Sanctuaries.

I admit this was a lot to unpack in one post.

But I assure you there is a common theme connecting all these widely separate dots:  Dimtards always choose America's enemies-foreign and domestic--over America.

As for the oblivious snowflake masses who follow their political masters...

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...they're too blinded by TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome) and neo-Marxist indoctrination to see they'll be victims too in a Workers' Paradise of Amerika.


Tuesday, January 7, 2020

Libtards Lose It Over Loss of Terrorist Commander

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While many of us inside the Ramparts of Civilization were ringing-in "the Roaring 20s 2.0," Iranian-backed groups of Shi'ite militia attempted to roar into the American Embassy in Baghdad.

The American Ministry of Truth went into full-fake news mode by calling the military-age males assaulting our embassy "protesters," or "mourners."  Then the chattering class wondered if this incident was Our Grand Nagus' "Benghazi."

They didn't have to wonder long.

By Friday, 3 January, Qasem_Soleimani, commander of Iran's Islamic_Revolutionary_Guard_Corps (IRGC), and his entourage, found themselves within the impact area of a Hellfire missile strike.

Since then, all Hell has broken loose among Dimtards, libtards and snowflakes.

Wimpy libtards apologized to Iran and begged for mercy.

YouTuber Sargon of Akkad hosted the "best" celebrity tweets of their collective grovelling.

Dan Bongino wondered what team are the Dimtards on?

Not only were libtards mourning the loss of another "austere religious scholar," but hysteria over "World War III" and a return of the Draft reached fever-pitch, causing the Selective Service website to crash.

Several commentators have been calling out folks on the right for wanting to "nuke Tehran," or other such calls for full-escalation of tension.

Paul Joseph Watson highlighted all the World War Cringe across the political spectrum.

I 'm not calling for escalation, but I'm all for taking evildoers, regardless of their bona fides.  I never bought-in to the mind-set that taking out a bad guy only upsets all the other bad guys.  T

Besides, the hue & cry going on in Iran now hasn't changed since the Iranian_Revolution.

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Sure, Our Grand Nagus upset the 40-year proxy war Iran has been waging against us by sending a clear message

The current situation kinda reminds me of the Star Trek episode A Taste of Armageddon:  An alpha-male has upset the "acceptable level of violence" apple cart and folks on both sides of the on-going undeclared war are freaking out.

Despite the rhetoric by the Iranians and the war-draft hysteria here in America, the likelihood of an all-out war appears to be low for now.

The Diplomad recommends we should be open to negotiations with Iran--but tell them we will dismantle their entire infrastructure if they continue to escalate.

While the "Trump Doctrine" has humiliated foreign enemies and domestic libtards, the Dimtards aren't taking Our Grand Nagus' action lying down.  Nancy Pelosi--who still hasn't forwarded the Articles of Impeachment to the Senate--is concocting a new & improved War Powers Resolution.

Meanwhile, as we wait for possible retaliation by the Iranians--or the Dimtards--we can at least enjoy the plethora of memes the sprung up within hours of Soleimani's unlamented demise.

Here's some of my favorites:

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This is my #1 choice:

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I don't know why, but I find memes involving Conan the Dog to be especially funny, which is odd because I'm not what one would call a "dog lover."

I shared the Conan & Trump image with the following comment:  Our Grand Nagus received top professional advice before authorizing the strike against Soleimani.

Anyway, if written parody is more your style, there's these gems...

The People's Cube has a faux romance cover for terrorist eulogies while satire site, Babylon Bee claims Democrats called for flags to be flown at half-staff to grieve the death of Soleimani.

I'm sure there'll be more incidents to come that we'll find both amusing and appalling as we near Election Day 2020.