Why Go to the Emergency Room...

...if you're suffering chest pains while touring Switzerland, you can go to the nearest brothel.  The Telegraph has the full story:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7259636/Swiss-prostitutes-trained-to-use-defibrillators-in-brothels-to-prevent-clients-dying.html

And of course, Mark Steyn has something to say about this:

http://corner.nationalreview.com/post/?q=MGY0YTliMzg3OTRkYmUwNmVjNzdiYmRmZTY0NjNlZmI=