I friend of mine sent me this a few days ago:
What an Ice Cream Day (it would ruin ice cream in the future)
In honor of the 44th President of the United States, Baskin-Robbins IceCream has issued a new flavor, "Barocky Road".Barocky Road is a blend of half Vanilla, half Chocolate, and surrounded byNuts and Flakes. The Vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertisedand usually denied as an ingredient. The Nuts and Flakes are all verybitter and hard to swallow.
The cost is $100.00 per scoop plus taxes, lots of taxes.
When purchased it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, butthen the ice cream is taken away and given to the person in line behindyou. Thus you are left with an empty Wallet, no change, holding an emptycone, with no hope of getting any ice cream.
Aren't you feeling stimulated?
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