Monday, December 23, 2019

Merry Impeachmas

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Well, last week to the surprise of absolutely no one, the Dimtard-led House of Representatives voted to impeach Our Grand Nagus.

This on-going soft coup is part history and part reality TV.

The hypocrisy during this Winter Act of Political Theater was on full display as the Dimtards' somber charade fooled no one...


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...except for all the non-FOX News commentators.

Us like-minded folks know the real reason the Dimtards have been pushing for impeachment--ever since the morning after Election Day 2016:

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I wanted to get my $0.02 worth posted four days ago in somewhat of a timely manner.

However, I got overtaken by pre-Christmas preparations and medical appointments.

And to be honest, like a growing number of Americans, the Impeachment of Our Grand Nagus is the last thing on my mind.

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What does have everyone's attention is Nancy Pelosi attempting to dictate how the Senate should conduct it's version of impeachment.

Especially, since every Dimtard in the House of Representatives declared Our Grand Nagus a "clear and present danger" to Amerika America.

Stilton's Place calls this political power-grab Swndler's List.

Despite the Dimtards attempt to usurp Trump the Usurper, us like-minded folks have a "Christmas Wish" for 2020:

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Until then folks, Merry Christmas 2019 and Happy New Year.

Monday, December 16, 2019

False Prophet of the Year--2019

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Last week amid Trump Impeachment Theatre and the UK's conservative landslide election victory, Time crowned Greta Thunberg Person of the Year.

Time's Person of the Year has a track record of controversy.  But this is the first time I can recall the magazine honoring a Biblical-style false prophet.

Not being one to rest on her laurels, Greta demanded world leaders be put world leaders against the wall if they don't collectively cave-in to her climatastrophe tantrums.

Not one to shy away from a confrontation, Out Grand Nagus tweeted that Little Miss How Dare You should "chill out."

Which of course triggered woketards like CNN's entire newsroom and former funnyman Jimmy Kimmel into defending their pint-sized Prophetess of Doom.

Which is probably what Trump had in mind all along.

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What us normal human being see is a teenage girl, with mental and emotional issues being used as a political pawn and human shield by the adults handling her and supporting her.

Plus, unlike tactlessly attempting to drag Barron Trump into the political ring, Greta is a true-believing zealot.

What us like-minded folks also see is that climate alarmists and their woketard cheerleaders don't see the consequences of ill-thought-out policies are actually enacted.

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Good luck, woketards in Tweeting what outrages you when the plug is pulled.

Friday, December 13, 2019

Pentagon Papers 2.0

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I never read any of The Pentagon Papers.  I was still in grade school when the scandal initially erupted, was aware of the gist of the issue but never bothered to delve deeply into it.

Basically, a number of leaders and sections of the Department of Defense lied to Congress and the American public about various aspects of the US involvement in the Vietnam War.

One would think "The Pentagon" learned its lesson.

Apparently not.

Amid all the nothingburgers Congressional Dimtards are cooking up attempting to unseat Trump the Usurper, a true bombshell detonated earlier this week.

The Washington Post (WaPo) broke the story of confidential documents revealed US officials failed to tell the truth about the war in Afghanistan.

My paltry experience in the post-9/11 middle east consists of three 3-month rotations and none of them were to Afghanistan.

One of my friends at work was assigned to a special operations support unit and has 4 year-long rotations under his belt.

He said that when he noticed the civilian contractors in Afghanistan outnumbered military personnel, he figured all we were doing was "feeding the military-industrial complex."

My comment to Comrade Karla who informed us of this debacle was: 

Lessons learned from 'Nam & The 'Stan--
--Kill bad guys
--break their toys
--forgo "nation-building/winning-the-hearts-and-minds,"
--leave enemy-held facilities a smoking ruin.

His response:  Rubble makes no trouble.

Seriously, I'm all for punitive raids, like "Bag Baghdadi," but I'd rather not see America continue shedding blood & treasure in shithole countries with no clear-cut objective of achieving victory.

Monday, December 9, 2019

Dimtards Officially Announce the Official Articles of Impeachment

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First, we had the Preliminary Impeachment Hearings against Our Grand Nagus.

Then we had The “Official” Impeachment Hearings.

And last week, Nancy Pelosi of “Scat Francisco,” announced the Official call for Articles of Impeachment against Trump the Usurper.

The House Judiciary Committee quickly followed suit and issued their hallowed “Constitutional grounds” of impeachment.

I could have posted about this a few days ago.  But my time was limited and it was either posting another dreary entry about Impeachment Theatre, or writing and mailing out my Christmas cards in a timely manner.

The Christmas cards won out.

And speaking of Christmas, us normal folks would like some “...Peace on Earth and Goodwill Towards Man...” this Holiday Season.  However, the Officially Official Articles of Impeachment was Inevitable, but the rest of this “movie” is predictable, but is also like “...one big, fat prank being played on us all...”

While concept of unseating Trump the Usurper seems like a wet-dream come true for everyone attending DNC conferences, or hanging-out in faculty lounges, the Dimtards are on thin ice and heading for a virtual iceberg.

First of all, their less-than-stellar witnesses “...had no evidence, only opinions...”


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Second, their Impeachment nonsense could hurt them in key swing states, while Shifty Schiff’s Secret Subpoenas could end with “legal buckshot” in his face.

Last but not least, even fellow Democrats concede they will “...lose some votes...” and even warned of being “...careful of what you wish for...”

However, the Dimtards aren’t being careful and have chosen to double-down at every opportunity since the 2016 Presidential Election.

Regardless of the impeachment vote outcome in the House of Representatives, unless there are 67 closet Deep Staters in the Senate, the leaky SS Impeachment will strike the Senate Iceberg.

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Basically, it looks like the Dimtards may have “...handed Trump the 2020 Election...”