Saturday, March 28, 2020

Heroes of the Coronapocalypse

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The Pandemic Pandemonium has brought out the best--and worst--in people.

Libtards love to bash capitalism and even now try to convince us shut-ins that socialism is the answer to our current medical & economic woes.


Mike Lindell, the "corporate fat cat" of My Pillow, just announced his company will be focusing on producing medical masks, while other companies are making similar contributions.

And it's not just CEOs that are self-mobilizing to pull us through the COVID-19 Pandemic.  The people our loser elite look down upon are saving our bacon.

Heroes--and zeroes--aplenty have emerged from the Coronapocalypse Crisis.

And speaking of zeroes, celebrities demonstrated--once again--they have zero class.

Hollyweird celebrities concocted a cringe-worthy video featuring that insufferable song "Imagine."

The Material Girl tried to provide a philosophical outlook on the Coronavirus from her bathtub.

Larry the Cable Guy gave this entire cringe-fest the "Ricky Gervais Treatment."

MechaRandom42 was even blunter:  She told Hollyweirdoes to get stuffed, while Sargon of Akkad pondered:  Imagine there are no celebrities.

Well, what isn't hard to imagine is how celebrities have been reduced to meme-fodder because of Stay-At-Home edicts.

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Yeah, terrible alright.

Now here's a "No-Lister's" video, along with Sargon of Akkad's light-hearted outlook and Jeff Dunham's wacky alter-ego puppets that are more entertaining than any A-Lister has put out from inside their mansion.

So my thanks to all the other "No Lister" Heroes out there who're keeping things functioning for the rest of us.

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Tuesday, March 24, 2020

Political Posturing During Pandemic

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Earlier this week, Congress attempted to provide a stimulus bill in an attempt to mitigate the financial crisis brought on by the COVID-19 Pandemic.

("COVID19" meaning:  Chinese Originated Viral Infectious Disease #19).

But of course, the Dimtards didn't want such a monumental crisis to go to waste.  Or to directly quote Reptard James Clyburn:  An opportunity to restructure things to fit our vision.

Congress attempted to pass a bi-partisan economic relief package by Sunday (22 March), but the Dimtard Duo of Pelosi & Schumer added more demands, effectively filibustering the bill.

So instead of a single-issue resolution, the Dimtards packed it with a far-left wish list and identity politics.

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Chuckie Schumer tried claiming the bill was a big business bailout, and of course the Ministry of Truth, the NYT-Branch, finagled a fake news headline to cover for the Dimtards.

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But most people see through the Dimtards' stabbing Americans in the back--twice.

Mitch McConnell sounded off against the Dimtards, while The Five shredded the Dimtards' derailing the bill--twice.

Now to be "fair & balanced," ever since the Era of HopeandChange, I'm a bit leary of "stimulus packages."  Especially since our nation is already trillions of dollars in debt.

So the trick is to starve the virus not the economy.

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Either way, the "optics" make the Dimtards look bad--or to us like-minded folks--worse than they already are.

Chances are the Dimtards will be obliterated this November, because they're really bad people.

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And speaking of the 2020 Presidential Election, Our Grand Nagus' rival, Sleepy/Creepy Joe Biden was conspicuously absent from the public for about a full week of this pandemic pandemonium...

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Wednesday, March 18, 2020

PC Overrules Pandemic Concerns

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I've been meaning to write about the latest developments in the Chinese Coronavirus Pandamic earlier and more extensively, but last weekend I came down with the flu.

Then four of my coworkers got sick.

I ended up having to get screened--twice--just to make sure I didn't have the Chinese Coronavirus.  The current protocols used by medical facilities are that if someone tests positive for flu, then they don't have the Chinese Coronavirus.

But apparently this "either/or" logic is being hotly debated.

I'm still getting over the effects of--whatever it is I got.

Even if I were healthy, the repercussions of this pandemic are unprecedented in our lifetime--from school closures, business closures, city lockdowns, border closures, panic buying, hoarding and price-gouging--are too overwhelming for me to cover the full details about the Chinese Coronavirus.

Which, according to the media minions suffering from Trump Derangement Syndrome, is a racist term.  Not to mention "Wuhan Virus," or even the "Kung Flu."

Because maintaining political correctness overrides national, even worldwide, public safety.

Libtards like Stephan Colbert are trying to gaslight Americans into thinking news agencies only called it "Covid-19."  (Be sure to watch the MRC TV video embedded in the article).

But as Ben Shapiro reminds us:  The Coronavirus is the "Chinese Virus."

The Chinese government lied about the outbreak from the beginning and destroyed evidence of its origin.

And thanks the work of the globalists, this isn't the first time China's poisoned America.  There's also a lot we don't know about the Chinese Coronavirus.

At least Our Grand Nagus has the courage to slam China's disinformation campaign that the virus was created by the US military, especially since he's warning us about China, even before he was elected.

I wish I could say the same about the libtard media who are taking China's side and are more concerned about identity politics than the health and safety of innocent people.

Hopefully, fewer of us will contract the illness than is currently estimated, our lives and livelihoods won't be too severely impacted, and we'll all learn the right lessons.

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Monday, March 9, 2020

Sleepy Joe Surged After Super Tuesday Slaughterfest

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Well, Creepy Uncle Joe’s campaign was on life support almost from the time he announced his candidacy.

But after the Super Tuesday Slaughterfest Biden is back big time. Within a couple of days, Mayor Pete, Comb Klobuchar, Mini Mike and Fauxchahontas all dropped out.

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The most embarrassing losses were Mini Mike blowing through half a billion dollars, and only winning American Samoa ; while Fauxchahontas lost her home state of Massachusetts and everywhere else.

Comrade Karla quipped it would have been cheaper for Mini Mike to simply buy American Samoa.

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So after the hilarious Dimtard Disaster the Democratic Primary is now down to a live-action "Celebrity Deathmatch" between Karl Marx and Groucho Marx, or Crazy vs. Senile.

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Pick your poison.

While Biden’s Super Tuesday surge can be attributed in-part to the machinations of the Democratic Party Machine, the rest of the answer is simpler and less sinister:  The majority of Democratic voters want moderate candidates.  

Bolshevik Bernie is Hell-bent on crashing the economy ringing-in the Year Zero of the Workers’ Paradise of America, while established Democrats--and most of their voters--prefer the boil-a-frog-in-water method (turning the heat up one degree at a time) of bringing about socialism.

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And they want to win elections.

Some conservative commentators, like the Blue Collar Logic boys think Biden will be easier for Our Grand Nagus to beat, or that America could survive a Biden presidency.  While Ben Shapiro feels that Super Tuesday 2020 showed conservatives and liberals truly have common ground.


If Biden does win the General Election in November, I think us like-minded folks will be convinced someone else is pulling his strings...

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...especially if his handlers he selects Crooked Queen Clinton as his VP.

But with Election Day several months away, Dimtards and media woketards aren’t silent about the REAL reason for Warren’s humiliating loss:  Rampant sexism.

Yup.  Gotta play the Sexist Card to cover up their shortcomings.

Tim Pool called-out the Dimtards’ hypocrisy at failing to admit that Hillary and Warren were awful candidates, while fellow YouTube commentators Salty Cracker and Dronetek Politics pointed out that Dimtard leaders and woketard media mouthpieces are smearing voters for being sexist.

That’s Democratic voters.

Another fine example of The Left eating their own.

The truth is Warren’s campaign destroyed itself through wokeness.

I guess Fauxchahontas couldn't help herself.

Kinda like someone else we know, who may be making a come-back...

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Wednesday, March 4, 2020

The Coronavirus Pandemic Panic

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I've been off duty from my job at Washington State Emergency Management for the past several days.  So I'm not sure what I'll be "walking into" when I go back to work later this week, especially since our governor declared a state of emergency.  In the meantime, I've been getting a lot of word-of-mouth reports.

During my staycation, one of my close friends informed me of the first Coronavirus death in the US (now up to 9 in WA State), while at lunch on Saturday.

Then as the work-week began, there was a run on various stores in my local area.  Friends at the local gym told me shelves were devoid of all sorts of goods.  Bottled water, bread, cleaning wipes and hand sanitizer were popular--and now scarce--items.

Good thing I learned to have small stockpiles of things for times like this.

While shoppers were stripping the store shelves bare, Our Grand Nagus increased the staffing of the Coronavirus Task Force.

But the Dimtards and their mouthpieces at the Ministry of Truth aren't "...letting a good crisis go to waste."

In the Coronavirus Case--blame Trump.

China isn't the only one lying about the Coronavirus.

 Politico attempted to spread fake news about Our Grand Nagus calling the disease itself a hoax (false).

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 I certainly don't know how widespread the disease will get, but we're certainly going from hysteria to hysteria.

While tens of thousand have fallen ill and thousands have died worldwide, here in the US, Coronavirus causes stupidity to go viral.

As of now, Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) has had a larger negative impact on our country than the Coronavirus--

--Like the Deep Stater(s) that allowed infected Americans to be flown back to the US.

--Or this Denver councilwoman threatening to attend MAGA rallies if she becomes infected.

--Or in the case of the Seattle Politburo, ignoring how the homeless population could exacerbate the situation.

But like most crises, this didn't occur overnight--or even at the initial outbreak.

Mass immigration from--and offshoring to--Communist China has left us vulnerable on multiple levels.

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And this isn't the first time either: There was SARS in 2003.

We can't trust China to make dog food ingredients that won't sicken our pets, let alone be truthful about the nature an origins of one of their contagions.

Meanwhile, it looks like FEMA is preparing for a nation-wide emergency declaration.

But for those who believe Bolshevik Bernie's campaign promise of Free Healthcare For All, there's this cautionary tale of when the system fails you.

In the meantime, take the usual sensible and typical flu-related health precautions.

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