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Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Sunday, September 26, 2021

6 Degrees of Testicular Separation

 

(Image from A.F. Branco)

Despite all the other problems plaguing our nation, especially the false narrative over our mounted Border Patrol agents, I’m going to examine Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s balls instead.   ðŸ˜¬

I mean, the recap the Twitterstorm over Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s testicles.

A couple weeks ago, the sultry rapper found herself at the epicenter of #Ballgate.

Her thought crime?

Going against the leftist Narrative on the Vaxx Mandate.  At one point in the Twitter fire fight, she dared to suggest that people make their own informed decisions regarding the Kung Flu Jab.

Normally, I’d get my schadenfreude fix by watching libtards destroy each other.

However, the overreaction over Nicki’s cousin’s friend’s balls—incurring the wrath of Cancel Culture, along with the Collusion of Big Brother Tech, the Ministry of Truth and the Harris-Biden Regime--is a lesson all of us should pay attention to.

At one point, Nicki Minaj and Tucker Carlson agreed on Covid vaccine mandates, which resulted in the mass meltdown. 

Nor was the Twitterstorm limited to America either.  

Or even Twitter for that matter, as mainstream media outlets vented their outrage.  Government entities also got involved.  Within days, the White House, Trinidad’s Health Minister, and the UK Prime Minister felt compelled to weigh-in.

(Image found on Twitter)

But Nicki isn’t backing down.

Good for her.

Second Amendment Maven, Liberty Doll, posted her latest video (uploaded 21 Sep 21), #Ballgate: Nicki Minaj, Vaccines & Communist China, which provided an in-depth examination on the chain of events and reactions from the White House on down to the anonymous Twitter trolls. 

True, the claim by Nicki’s cousin’s friend is probably bogus, as mentioned by the commentators in the links provided.  But her concern for people making their own health-care decision was valid, and the all-out effort to silence her is alarming.

Nicki Minaj certainly isn’t a conservative by any means.  However, it doesn’t take a left-leaning person to overdose on an entire bottle of Red Pills for us right-leaning folks to sympathize with her plight.

Just one Red Pill will do.

It certainly won’t change her overall outlook, but at least on we can find common ground with her on the Vaxx Mandate.

One of the issues the Dimtards and their woketard allies fail to recognize is the inconsistency in their Vaxx & Mask messaging.  Instead, they resort to gaslighting.  The flagrant flouting of Vaxx & Mask Mandates by the “sophisticated” crowd isn’t winning-over the Hearts & Minds of the doubtful either.

Which begs the question:  Do the vaccines work, or don’t they?   ðŸ˜·


(Image found on Facebook)

So you see, when it comes to freedom of choice, speech and expression; one truly isn’t no more than six degrees separated from Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s balls.   ðŸ˜¨

Saturday, May 1, 2021

WokeOscars Wilt Into Obscurity

(Image by Tom Stiglich)

There’s a lot going on in the world and especially within America.  However, I’m going to do one more blogpost about this year’s WokeOscars.

Why?

Because in politics, the Dimtards have their hands on the knobs of power and are cranking-up the tension and misery against us like-minded folks.

It can be easy for any one of us to slip into despair—so I figured we could use a humor break for the May Day Weekend. 

The historic failure of the 93rd Academy Awards is a damning indictment to the glitzy supporters of leftist politicians, activists and policies.

The Oscars use to be fun, but have deteriorated.


(Image posted by Karine Covfefe from Morning Brew)

Which is a Down Under understatement.

I stopped watching the Oscars ten years prior to Morning Brew’s death spiral chart, when Lord of the Rings: Return of the King won 11 awards. 

Now, virtue signaling has replaced meritocracy and the Oscars have degenerated into an insufferable woke-a-thon.

So normal people are fighting back by tuning out, and saying shut it Hollywood. 

At least the worst Academy Awards of all time, and an imploding Hollywood, have provided us normal human beings with meme-fodder that’s more entertaining than anything “Holly Who?” Has produced—for many years now.

Here’s Renegade Pop Culture’s “New Oscar” picks for top entertainment in today’s New Order:

(Image by Renegade Pop Culture & posted by Karine Covfefe)

Some highlight’s on this year’s “Hunger Games” fashion:

(Image by Renegade Pop Culture & posted by Karine Covfefe)

This year’s “Rogues’ Gallery” of villains against freedom:

(Image by Renegade Pop Culture & posted by Karine Covfefe)

Since I hate censorship, Cancel Culture and Memory Holing, this is my favorite “award” meme:

(Image by Renegade Pop Culture & posted by Karine Covfefe)

Nor did the folks at Renegade Pop Culture didn’t spare the repulsive behavior of leftist elites:

(Image by Renegade Pop Culture & posted by Karine Covfefe)

Despite the mass schadenfreude many of us feel at Hollyweird’s growing irrelevance, as Critical Drinker said in his Open Letter to Hollywood, I’d love to see Tinseltown make great movies again.

But since they’re Hell-bent on Getting Woke, then I  have no qualms about seeing the movie industry Going Broke...

(Image posted by Karine Covfefe)


Thursday, February 25, 2021

Then They Came for the Muppets

 

(Image by Tom Stiglich)

Just when you'd hope the Wokestapo would run out of items to be offended about--they still manage to find something to get triggered about.

A few days ago, Disney added an "Offensive Content" label to The Muppet Show.

What the "offensive content" is remains unclear, and like everything other form of censorship and Cancel Culture, the vagueness is a deliberate attempt to keep normal people off-balance and even afraid to engage in wrongthink.

With the drastic increase in censorship since "Zhou Biden's" handlers keep telling him he's president, I've been posting more political content directly on Facebook.

I try to take a swipe at Cancel Culture put a humorous spin on my such posts, in what I call Your New Order Humor Break for Today.

Here's my recent one on this topic du jour...

Your New Order Humor Break For Today:

Comrades!  You may have heard that the Disney Division of the Ministry of Truth placed a warning label on The Muppet Show.

We're sorry we can't tell you what The Ministry deems offensive--because you might find such knowledge offensive.

Remember:  Censorship is for your own good. 

My wife's a big fan of the Muppets, and I'm glad we have the whole set on DVDs.


Saturday, March 28, 2020

Heroes of the Coronapocalypse

(Image by Steve Breen)

The Pandemic Pandemonium has brought out the best--and worst--in people.

Libtards love to bash capitalism and even now try to convince us shut-ins that socialism is the answer to our current medical & economic woes.

Really?

Mike Lindell, the "corporate fat cat" of My Pillow, just announced his company will be focusing on producing medical masks, while other companies are making similar contributions.

And it's not just CEOs that are self-mobilizing to pull us through the COVID-19 Pandemic.  The people our loser elite look down upon are saving our bacon.

Heroes--and zeroes--aplenty have emerged from the Coronapocalypse Crisis.

And speaking of zeroes, celebrities demonstrated--once again--they have zero class.

Hollyweird celebrities concocted a cringe-worthy video featuring that insufferable song "Imagine."

The Material Girl tried to provide a philosophical outlook on the Coronavirus from her bathtub.

Larry the Cable Guy gave this entire cringe-fest the "Ricky Gervais Treatment."

MechaRandom42 was even blunter:  She told Hollyweirdoes to get stuffed, while Sargon of Akkad pondered:  Imagine there are no celebrities.

Well, what isn't hard to imagine is how celebrities have been reduced to meme-fodder because of Stay-At-Home edicts.

(Image from:  Military Humor)

Yeah, terrible alright.

Now here's a "No-Lister's" video, along with Sargon of Akkad's light-hearted outlook and Jeff Dunham's wacky alter-ego puppets that are more entertaining than any A-Lister has put out from inside their mansion.

So my thanks to all the other "No Lister" Heroes out there who're keeping things functioning for the rest of us.

(Image by Gary Varvel)

Friday, February 7, 2020

Dimtards' Hopes Dashed

(Image by Michael Ramirez)
Well, the first week of February 2020 saw three glorious days of Dimtard agony which helped give Our Grand Nagus the best 96 hours of his presidency.

First there was the Iowa Caucus Train Wreck on Monday (3 February 2020)...

(Image by Michael Ramirez)
...which exposed Dimtard incompetence and hypocrisy.  And since the Dimtards don’t want to accept the fact that they can’t be trusted to count votes, they attempted to blame Trump supporters and 4Chan for the Caucus Chaos.


Can’t have a Dimtard Debacle without racism being to blame.

Then on Tuesday night, near the end of Our Grand Nagus’ State of the Union Address (SOTU), Squeaker of the House, and “tore loser”, Nancy Pelosi became meme-fodder minutes after tearing up a copy of Trump’s speech.

(Image by Gary Varvel)

Paul Murray from Down Under’s Sky News, nailed it on how Pelosi’s tantrum will cause a big shift—against the Dimtards.  

Back in America, Classical Liberal YouTuber, Tim Pool, concurred stating oblivious leftist cheered while their plans burn down around them.

While normal people in America, and around the world, thought Our Grand Nagus gave a good, even great speech, the event triggered Hollyweirdoes and Ministry of Truth minions.



(Image by Al Goodwyn)

Then came the finale in this week’s “three act play.”  Trump the Usurper was acquitted on impeachment charges, which triggered protesters suffering from TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome).

Basically, the Dimtards’ soft coup backfired spectacularly.

(Image by Michael Ramirez)
More triggering is sure to follow since the Dimtards have “...learned nothing and forgotten nothing...” and vow to keep investigating Trump the Usurper of 2016. 

For now though, Our Grand Nagus had the last laugh when he took swipes at Pelosi (and Romney) for hiding behind Faith to conduct their perpetual character assassination attempts.

Certainly not the most Christian turn-the-other-cheek sort of thing to do—especially at the National Prayer Breakfast—but since I’m a live-by-the-sword kind of guy, I’m not bothered by this in the slightest.  

In a “more appropriate” venue, Our Grand Nagus struck a Dewey Defeats Truman pose at a press conference and didn’t mince words in calling the 
RussiaRussiaRussia investigation “bullshit.”

Of course, Dimtards like Senator Hirono, still think Our Grand Nagus is guilty regardless of the acquittal verdict.  And the less said about RINO Romney, the better.

The Dimtards actions and reactions to this whole Shampeachment Theatre, or as The Diplomad called it, a ripping yarn...
(Image by Lisa Benson)
...is both amusing and appalling.  It can be funny to watch their meltdowns, but it's appalling to think about any of them with their hands on the levers of power.

Hopefully we can all keep laughing for 4 more years after Election Day 2020, and enjoy the gush of Libtard tears.

Tuesday, January 7, 2020

Libtards Lose It Over Loss of Terrorist Commander

(Image by Chip Bok)

While many of us inside the Ramparts of Civilization were ringing-in "the Roaring 20s 2.0," Iranian-backed groups of Shi'ite militia attempted to roar into the American Embassy in Baghdad.

The American Ministry of Truth went into full-fake news mode by calling the military-age males assaulting our embassy "protesters," or "mourners."  Then the chattering class wondered if this incident was Our Grand Nagus' "Benghazi."

They didn't have to wonder long.

By Friday, 3 January, Qasem_Soleimani, commander of Iran's Islamic_Revolutionary_Guard_Corps (IRGC), and his entourage, found themselves within the impact area of a Hellfire missile strike.

Since then, all Hell has broken loose among Dimtards, libtards and snowflakes.

Wimpy libtards apologized to Iran and begged for mercy.

YouTuber Sargon of Akkad hosted the "best" celebrity tweets of their collective grovelling.

Dan Bongino wondered what team are the Dimtards on?

Not only were libtards mourning the loss of another "austere religious scholar," but hysteria over "World War III" and a return of the Draft reached fever-pitch, causing the Selective Service website to crash.

Several commentators have been calling out folks on the right for wanting to "nuke Tehran," or other such calls for full-escalation of tension.

Paul Joseph Watson highlighted all the World War Cringe across the political spectrum.

I 'm not calling for escalation, but I'm all for taking evildoers, regardless of their bona fides.  I never bought-in to the mind-set that taking out a bad guy only upsets all the other bad guys.  T

Besides, the hue & cry going on in Iran now hasn't changed since the Iranian_Revolution.

(Image by A.F. Branco)

Sure, Our Grand Nagus upset the 40-year proxy war Iran has been waging against us by sending a clear message. 

The current situation kinda reminds me of the Star Trek episode A Taste of Armageddon:  An alpha-male has upset the "acceptable level of violence" apple cart and folks on both sides of the on-going undeclared war are freaking out.

Despite the rhetoric by the Iranians and the war-draft hysteria here in America, the likelihood of an all-out war appears to be low for now.

The Diplomad recommends we should be open to negotiations with Iran--but tell them we will dismantle their entire infrastructure if they continue to escalate.

While the "Trump Doctrine" has humiliated foreign enemies and domestic libtards, the Dimtards aren't taking Our Grand Nagus' action lying down.  Nancy Pelosi--who still hasn't forwarded the Articles of Impeachment to the Senate--is concocting a new & improved War Powers Resolution.

Meanwhile, as we wait for possible retaliation by the Iranians--or the Dimtards--we can at least enjoy the plethora of memes the sprung up within hours of Soleimani's unlamented demise.

Here's some of my favorites:

(Image by Danger Zone Entertainment)

(Image found on Facebook)

(Image found on Facebook)

This is my #1 choice:

(Image found on Facebook)
I don't know why, but I find memes involving Conan the Dog to be especially funny, which is odd because I'm not what one would call a "dog lover."

I shared the Conan & Trump image with the following comment:  Our Grand Nagus received top professional advice before authorizing the strike against Soleimani.

Anyway, if written parody is more your style, there's these gems...

The People's Cube has a faux romance cover for terrorist eulogies while satire site, Babylon Bee claims Democrats called for flags to be flown at half-staff to grieve the death of Soleimani.

I'm sure there'll be more incidents to come that we'll find both amusing and appalling as we near Election Day 2020.

Tuesday, November 12, 2019

Joining the "Epstein Didn't Kill Himself" Meme Bandwagon


With the usual stuff going on inside and outside the Ramparts of Civilization, I thought I'd take a dark humor break.

I've neither dismissed nor embraced the Clinton Body Count theory.

Until that is, until pedo Epstein allegedly offed himself...

...while under Suicide Watch protocols...

...monitored by close-circuit TVs...

...being closely guarded...

...and issued "suicide proof" bedding and clothing.

Yeah.

Just about every non-Democrat and non-Democrat voter doesn't believe the "official ruling." 

And I'm willing to guess the Democrats and their voters don't believe it either.

They probably don't want to be the next ones to "commit suicide."


For the past week or so, there's been an explosion of Epstein Didn't Kill Himself memes. 

So I thought I'd jump on the meme bandwagon and concoct some of my own, via Make A Meme, which can be seen on this post.

Mike Rothschild explains why Espstein Didn't Kill Himself Memes are so popular.


I don't consider myself a conspiracy theorist, but the circumstances of Epstein's premature departure is way too convenient and suspicious.

So until all doubts are settled, I'm going to take Kurt Schlichter's advice and enjoy the glorious "Epstein Didn't Kill Himself" memes.



Because for now, it's the only way to fight back.

Thursday, October 31, 2019

Political Trick-or-Treat

(Image by Tom Stiglich)

Welcome to Station WTFO's "Halloween Episode!"

It seems like Halloween and political cartoons make a perfect combination.

You know:  Politicians disguising themselves as something they're not, promising treats, but in the end tricking the voters.

As indicated in Tom Stiglich's cartoon, we still have 18 Dimtards running in the Democratic Primary, which is down from 27; along with 4 RINOs attempting to unseat Our Grand Nagus.

Then there's the family of Deep Staters, Dimtards and the Fake News Industrial Complex...

(Image by Michael Ramirez)

...concocting a witches' brew to overthrow Trump the Usurper in an on-going soft coup.

(Image by A.F. Branco)

Even outside the realm of politics, woketards make everything political...

(Image by Mike Lester)

...and ruin everyone's fun.

The rancor caused by these triggered snowflakes will most likely continue through the Holiday Season, with no "Peace On Earth" in sight.

Tuesday, October 29, 2019

Ministry of Truth Mourns Dead Terrorist Leader

(Image by Tom Stiglich)

On Sunday, 27 October, Our Grand Nagus announced that the founder of ISIS, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi was killed by an American special ops raid.

Us normal people would consider this "a good thing."

But not so for the outlets of the Ministry of Truth.

The Washington Post (WaPo) took top Fake News of the Week "honors."  At one point during the news cycle, the newspeak-laced headline referred to Baghdadi as an "austere religious scholar," coupled with a sympathetic eulogy.

It seems like the WaPo staff wasn't prepared for the backlash, so they modified the headline, for the third time and finally settled on calling Baghdadi an "extremist leader."

I wish I could report WaPo's sympathy for the dead "religious scholar" was an isolated incident.

Unfortunately, Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) has infected every outlets of the Ministry of Truth.

The media seems determined to have their reputation follow Baghdadi.  For instance, conservative commentator-turned NeverTrumper, Max Boot, claimed it wasn't a cowardly act for Baghdadi to blow himself up along with 3 of his children.

I found it funny that Our Grand Nagus notified the Russians before Schiff and Pelosi...


(Image by: A.F. Branco)

...and for good reason.

Salty Cracker listed several other Dimtards who weren't enthused about the operation.

Fortunately, we have commentators like Mark Steyn who know how to write a headline, along with pro-American article like this:  Baghdadi Bagged.

The silver-lining fallout resulting in the inept attempt at newspeak has resulted in the WaPo being reduced to meme-fodder.

Here's a sample from Martina Markota's Facebook page:







I didn't know the WaPo's motto was changed in 2017 to:  Democracy Dies in Darkness.

I made the following suggestion in several Comments Section:

Maybe the WaPo should change it's motto to:  Journalistic Ethics Dies in the Full Light of Day.

I also found this timely meme in the wake of the untimely demise of the "austere religious scholar:"

(Image from:  Rough Cut Men)

I'd like to say the Fake News Industrial Complex has hit rock bottom.

But I'm sure the next time breaking news breaks--they'll start digging.

Saturday, January 19, 2019

Business Advice from Boromir

(Image crated using Make A Meme

The other day I thought I'd contribute to the plethora of Borormir memes and concoct one alluding to the Gillette commercial I recently wrote about. 

I only posted it on Facebook to my own page and a couple of military sites.

The military guys all liked it to some degree, or at least tolerated it.

The reactions from folks seeing it on my personal page were a bit varied.  Most people liked it, but I managed to trigger a few folks. 

One of them was a cousin of mine.  He was actually nice about it and debated with me about the tone of the Gillette commercial. 

An acquaintance made a comment relating the Gillette commercial to Nike's Colin Kapernich one, along with a couple of likes or sad-faces in response to the debate I was having with my cousin.

Then there was a fellow table-top gamer who posted this:  "...If this commercial insulted you then you are one of the people it is directed at..."

I didn't think twice about responding and instead unfriended him, knowing full-well that I'll frequently run into him during local gaming events.

This is essentially the same attitude the Gillette commercial imposes on men:  If you are not going to be part of the "solution," (as Gillette and their SJW minions see it), then you are part of the problem.

I just want a peaceful, clean shave each morning.

But this is also typical of the Regressives:  People must be bombarded by political-social messages 24/7/365--with overtime on the "patriarchal," "sexist," and "racist" holidays.

I'll leave you with Sargon of Akkad's The Best Men Can Be: An Autopsy.


Tuesday, November 13, 2018

Florida's Ballot Recount Fiasco (And Then Some)

(Image by A.F. Branco)

Well, once again the Banana Republic of Broward County, Florida, is in the epicenter of a voting scandal of it's own making.

Where to start?

Let's see:

Back in 2012, almost 200,000 non-citizens may have voted.

Fast forward to the 2018 Midterm Elections, and we have court orders being ignored, reporters threatened and the mixing-up of rejected provisional ballots with good ones.

What the hell is a "provisional ballot," and how has Brenda Snipes managed to keep her job for so long?  I mean even if she's a bona fide Democratic operative, (which personally I think she is), she's a poor one for always drawing public attention to her misdeeds/ineptitude.

Despite the Democrat shenanigans, odds appear to be favorable that Rick Scott and Ron DeSantis will win their respective races. That is, if his campaign can survive the upcoming lawsuits by activist groups.

Florida isn't the only state mired in midterm corruption.  Democrats claim they've uncovered a treasure trove of "surprise ballots."

Maybe they were provisional ballots shipped-in from Florida.

And not wanting to be left-out in the litigation feeding-frenzy, the Georgia Democrat governor wannabee Abrams filed her own lawsuits.

The Diplomad, who's observed elections in various countries, can't guarantee ours are "fair & balanced," (along with comment about the French president's claim that nationalism is evil).

So the Democrat election formula is this:  Demand recounts until the Democrat candidate is declared the winner, and if that doesn't work--file a lawsuit.

"Komissar Al-Blogunov" of The People's Cube posted a rousing article encouraging comrades to find your missing [Democrat] ballots!
(Image by Al Goodwyn)
And just as I was finishing this post, there was more bad news:  former fighter pilot conceded to tutu-wearing activist in the Arizona Senate race.

Tuesday, January 30, 2018

Paul Joseph Watson Video: Annoying Hypocritical Celebrities (A Post Grammy Review)




Sore-losing leftist are Hell-bent on sucking the fun out of the arts and entertainment, along with every public and televised event.

The 60th Annual Grammy Awards was held this past Sunday (28 January) was--predictably--no different.

But for all the politically-charged fire & fury, the show's ratings tanked to a potential all-time low.

Ben Shapiro's video mirrored PJW's.

I think the last time I watched an awards show was the 76th Academy Awards, back in 2004, when Lord of the Rings: Return of the King swept the Oscars and just about every other award for 2003.

I've also "taken a knee" over professional football because I'm disgusted with the players' refusal to stand for our National Anthem.  So I don't plan on watching the upcoming Superbowl LII.

Diogenes' Middle Finger issued a great slam prior to the Grammys:  Just because we pay you to entertain us doesn't mean we're anymore more interested in your opinion now than when you were waiting on tables.

I'm currently writing this on the eve of another event I don't plan on watching:  The Peoples State of the Union, in which Bolshevik Bernie is getting-in on the act.

I'll probably spend this Sunday composing a blog post about both States of the Union during the Superbowl.

Stay tuned!


Thursday, November 23, 2017

Pick Your Turkey for Thanksgiving 2017

(Image by Bob Gorrell)

Well, a lot has gone on news-wise, fake or otherwise, since my last post.  Too much for me to try to catch up on, and it's stuff(ing) that you probably already know about.

So I thought I'd start the 2017 Holiday Season on a humor-ish note with Bob Gorrell's do-it-yourself cartoon.  You can pick your own "turkey" among the flock of distractions.

The sad irony is:  There's no right or wrong answer.  Kinda like K-12's Common Core (talk about a Turkey of Thanksgiving Past).

Despite the chaos and uncertainty going on inside and outside the Ramparts of Civilization, I wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving.

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

Paul Joseph Watson Video: SCREAM HELPLESSLY AT THE SKY




In America everyone can hear snowflakes can scream.

Unfortunately, the scream helplessly at the sky event a week from today, won't be held in deep space so the rest of us can't hear their sore-losing wailing tantrums.

But at least as Paul Joseph Watson mentioned in his video, there'll be plenty of post-scream footage which may help ensure Our Grand Nagus wins a second term.

Tuesday, September 19, 2017

The Hill-arious Blame-Game Tour

(Image by Tom Stiglich)

Hillary Clinton'sBook Tour will be coming to Seattle's Paramount Theater, December 11th.

"...and there was much rejoicing." 

Just in time to get that last-minute Festivus gift.

Hillary's book and interviews are certainly in the Festivus spirit, especially with the Airing of Grievances...
(Image by Henry Payne)
There's a lot of news and issues brewing in the waning days of Summer 2017, that I could be posing about.  Unfortunately, Corrupt Queen Hillary Clinton can't let go of the past, nor accept the fact she lost to Our Grand Nagus.

It's as if, as Mark Steyn said: Hillary is acting like O.J. Simpson and "looking for the real killers."

RNC Chair Ronna Romney McDaniel observed:  Every Clinton interview reinforced why she lost.

Judge Jeanine bangs her gavel down on Hillary's excuses.

I like Jesse Waters' opening comment:  She's working harder to sell the book than she did to win the election.

And Liz Wheeler rolled-in with a run-down on "what happened."

Fortunately, I don't have to read What Happened, because:

a. I already know what happened, and so do the folks I linked to in this post, and
b. Kate Reads Books on Twitter already did and has this "Unholy Shit!" reaction to women forcing their daughters seek Hillary's forgiveness for not voting.

One would think by now, a normal person would ask:

(Image by Chip Bok)
The silver lining in all this dreary & deluded rehash of the 2016 Presidential Campaign is that it's fodder for satire.

The Onion peeled off some layers like:

We All Made Mistakes, But You Made Most of Them, along with the follow-on What Also Happened--casting blame on her failed book tour.

Thursday, August 3, 2017

Hillary's Hill-arious New Book Title

(Image by Bob Gorrell)

Last week, it was announced that our would-be Corrupt Queen's new book will be hitting the shelves next month.

New or not, Hillary's expected to regurgitate the same themes--everyone & everything else is to blame for her 2016 Presidential Election loss, but herself.

If you're in need of a laugh, here's Gutfeld & Co reacting to the announcement.

Matt Vespa discusses why the title of Hillary's book is very fitting--and goes on to explain why she truly lost the election--so you don't have to fork over any money for it.


Wednesday, August 2, 2017

Sayonara Scaramucci

(Image by Steve Kelley)

I'm a day late in posting this week.

Or should I say, less timely than usual.

There was a 10-hour internet outage in our neighborhood the other day, so I couldn't do any of my on-line spamming work.

Anyway, the best opening line about the latest White House shake-up came from an online friend who said:

Someone fell out of the clown car...

Since the "circus will be in town" for another four years at least, the NYT has a more detailed story of Anthony Scaramucci being sheista-canned.

This guy's ten-day tenure went by in such a flash, I never got to see any of his briefing antics that everyone is now talking about in past-tense.

Laura Ingraham rolled-in on White House needing message discipline.  Otherwise, we'll see more revolving-door staffing.

(Image by Glenn McCoy)

Maybe I'm making too light of an apparent administration in disarray.

But to be honest, I find the revolving door appointments & firings to be hilariously entertaining.

Especially after eight years of Barry O's rule by Imperial Decree (a.k.a. Executive Order).  During the Era of HopeandChange, when one of Barry's minions was embroiled in a scandal, they'd Plead the Fifth and then walk away, suffering no consequences.  Lather, rinse, repeat.

Besides, I'm not surprised by all this especially when Our Grand Nagus' pre-presidential catch phrase was:

You're fired.

Despite my amusement, I don't think I'd want to be the White House Director of Communications...

(Meme inspired by Kevin Creighton via Jonathan Keller's Twitterfeed)