Saturday, October 20, 2018

Liawatha Fauxchahontas' DNA Debacle

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Earlier this week, Fauxchahontas took up Our Grand Nagus's challenge and had a DNA test conducted.

She and her minions proudly proclaimed she is indeed of Native American descent.

Yeah, a whopping 1/64th to 1/1024th of Native American DNA.  Time magazine was mocked for touting her so-called Native American roots.

The whole PR ploy blew up in her face...

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...or in other words, her Native American heritage claim got scalped.

Even Native American writers excoriated Warren's indefensible posturing.

Many people, including me and my siblings, have probably been told things about our respective ancestors that probably wasn't true.

We always thought we were of German and English descent.  However, when one of my siblings did a DNA test, there was no trace of English or German heritage.  Plenty of Scots, Irish, Welsh, along with Eastern European, Scandinavian, Balkans, and most surprising of all--Spain and Portugal.

Not a drop of Native American DNA is in my family.  So technically, Warren is more Native American than I am.

But that isn't saying much.

The smart thing to do would have been to back away, and at least admit you've been misinformed.

Instead, Fauxchahontas hit rock bottom--and continued to dig.

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Conservative commentators and humorists have had a week-long field day.

Ben Shapiro suggested Our Grand Nagus should give a fraction of his million-dollar bet, or about $9,000.

Greg Gutfeld called it a campaign add disguised as a DNA test.

Like most of us like minded-folks who knew Fauxchahontas' claim was bogus, Stilton's Place chimed-in with don't say we didn't Warren you.

Of course, while Warren supporters were circling the wagons, there was a lot more skulduggery going on the lamestream media didn't want you to know.

Fauxchahontas is still being talked about as a Democratic presidential candidate for 2020.

One of the reasons why Trump the Usurper beat Corrupt Queen Clinton in 2016, was because even independent voters viewed Hillary as having an "honesty problem."

Which was putting it mildly.

If Warren does run, she'll be at a 99.9% disadvantage--and that's rounding up.
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Regardless of how the 2020 Presidential Election shakes out, we won't be out of the dark woods of Identity Politics for a long time.

Fauxchahontas' folly highlights the danger of racial identity.

Friday, October 12, 2018

Kavanaugh's Confirmation--2016 Election Day, Part II

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Well, Brett Kavanaugh was confirmed last weekend.

Normally, he would go on to quietly serve his term and most people would forget his name, along with the other eight justices on the US Supreme Court.

Unfortunately, we don't live in normal times.

The Kavanaugh Confirmation Circus saw a replay of the 2016 Presidential Election meltdowns by Democrats and their snowflake minions.

Leftists have gone full insane crazy.

Chief among them is their Corrupt Queen Clinton, who claimed Democrats can no longer be civil with Republicans anymore.

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As if they've acted with the utmost courtesy and respect since 2016.

This is a great example of the late Charles Krauthammer's observation about the attitudes of the left and right towards each other:

Conservatives consider leftist to be wrong, while leftists consider conservatives evil.

In their minds, there's no negotiating with Enemies of the State.

Mob rule now rules the left.

But calling an openly hostile crowd a "mob" can trigger some leftists, like this CNN hostess, or this contributor.

Others, especially among the rank-and-file snowflakes and social justice whiners, embrace the term.

One of my cousins proudly proclaimed himself to be a member of the "angry mob" and posted this picture on Facebook:
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We can expect more "mobby behavior" from leftists during the Reign of Trump the Usurper.

What leftists don't realize is they've driven a debatable number of independents into the Republican camp, and galvanized conservatives to vote during this year's Midterm Elections.

So leftists aren't the only ones who are angry...

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...I don't know about you, but just as Kavanaugh was angry about being accused of rape, I'm angry of being called things I'm not.

Anyway, until the next mob-scene/meltdown, here's a rundown of the winners and losers of the Kavanaugh clash.

Monday, October 1, 2018

The Krazy Kavanaugh Kangaroo Kourt Kontinues

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In case your like my wife, who never follows the news (and are probably better off), last week's news cycle was All-Kavanaugh-All-The-Time.  Even last week's tsunami that hit Indonesia and killed over 400 people was put on the back-burner in newsrooms across America.

You can find articles, audio and videos just about anywhere on whatever electronic device available.

Basically:  Brett Kavanaugh has been accused of attempting to rape Christine Blasey Ford at a party when they were both in high school.

A party she doesn't remember when it happened, where it happened, or how she got home from the alleged scene of the crime.

In other words, we don't know any new information--not to mention hard evidence--that wasn't presented before the Stalinist show trial.

So as far as us like-minded folks are concerned, the scales are still tipped in Kavanaugh's favor--for the moment.

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The Diplomad's opening statement put it best:  This past week of American politics has to have been the most wretched in my lifetime.

Mark Steyn, a Canadian mind-you, called the Senate a vile and repellent institution.

Normally, I'd be offended by glib comments made by a "foreigner," but these are not normal times.

Meanwhile, in the Court of Social Media Opinion, half the left-leaning women I know have been lamenting on Facebook on how women are now in greater jeopardy of being raped, that the Republicans don't care about women, etc.

The other half think the whole idea of men being presumed guilty because of a mere rape accusation is a great concept because it will appease their feminist goddesses.

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In a follow-up post, our Glib Foreigner called Kavanaugh's opening statements/rebuttal a turning point.

But a turning point to--what?--remains to be seen.

Our Grand Nagus authorized a week-long investigation by the FBI, thanks to Flaky Senator Flake.

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Even with this concession, the "Dimocrats" aren't happy with the time constraints.  Like the Russia Collusion Investigation, they want to keep investigating until they find--something.

Even if by Divine Intervention, Kavanaugh is confirmed, the Dimocrats have threatened to impeach him.

One thing is for certain:  The Kavanaugh Confirmation Hearing has elevated the emotional temperature of America's Cold Civil War.

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