Friday, February 21, 2020

Mini Mike Bloomberg Buys His Way Into the Fray

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"Mini Mike" Bloomberg entered the 2020 Democratic Primary Race back in November 2019, but no one paid too much attention because he didn't qualify for any debates.

Nor did he conduct any traditional meet & greet campaigning.

Then earlier this week, the DNC decided to change their rules to allow Mini Mike to participate in the Las Vegas Debate.

Why?

Because the popularity of both Our Grand Nagus' and Bolshevik Bernie's popularity is on the rise and the Dimtards are panicking.

Not only is the DNC, but the Ministry of Truth is dog-piling on Bernie.  Libtards like Tingly Legs Matthews are worried if Bernie gets the DNC nomination, Trump will win the general election by a landslide.

Welcome to 2016.20

Mini Mike is acting like a Senator from Ancient Rome--buying an election.  His campaign adds flood the airwaves and cyberspace, with Ministry of Truth outlets, like the NYT attempt to justify elites having "more control" over our elections.

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Even before Wednesday night's debate, fireworks erupted between Mini Mike--and just about every other candidate and some of the commentators I follow had choice words to say--

--Tucker Carlson called-out that Mini Mike shouldn't be on the debate stage.

--Sean Hannity referred to Mini Mike's move as cashing in his chips.

--YouTuber Tim Pool declared the Dimtards embraced cheating and sold their souls to defeat Our Grand Nagus.

--Laura Ingraham explained why Bloomberg is failing.

--And then there's Mark Steyn who quipped Bloomberg is a Russian agent planted to make Sleepy Uncle Joe look good.

--But from a popcorn-eating entertainment perspective, The Amazing Lucas, thought the Vegas Debate as an amazing bloodbath and Greg Gutfeld, of The Five, thought it was awesome.

In fact, nearly 20 million people tuned-in,

I wasn't one of them.  Instead, I scrolled through Townhall's Twitter feed and saw it was quite the Thunderdome Cage Match.

I almost regret not watching it.

Almost.

Reading the after-action tea leaves, Mini Mike...

...tried to defend wealth and capitalism...

...but failed miserably when he attempted to defend NDAs (non-disclosure agreements) he imposed on women...

...and Warren went for the jugular slamming Mini Mike's sexist past.

Despite the pummeling from all his rivals, Mini Mike fired--off one helluva zinger against Bolshevik Bernie.

Guy Benson's assessment of the Vegas Debate covered the good, bad and ugly.

And speaking of bad & ugly, Mini Mike's image wasn't helped when Team Bloomberg released a doctored clip of the debate.

 Basically, Mini Mike's zinger didn't damage Bolshevik Bernie's standing.

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Regardless of the Old Bolshevik's popularity, Kurt Schlichter warned Bernie Bros are going to get fooled again.

Possibly.

If so, and it comes down to Trump the Usurper vs. Mini Mike in the General Election, Derek Hunter has an observation on what differentiates the two billionaires for you to keep in mind.

Friday, February 7, 2020

Dimtards' Hopes Dashed

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Well, the first week of February 2020 saw three glorious days of Dimtard agony which helped give Our Grand Nagus the best 96 hours of his presidency.

First there was the Iowa Caucus Train Wreck on Monday (3 February 2020)...

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...which exposed Dimtard incompetence and hypocrisy.  And since the Dimtards don’t want to accept the fact that they can’t be trusted to count votes, they attempted to blame Trump supporters and 4Chan for the Caucus Chaos.


Can’t have a Dimtard Debacle without racism being to blame.

Then on Tuesday night, near the end of Our Grand Nagus’ State of the Union Address (SOTU), Squeaker of the House, and “tore loser”, Nancy Pelosi became meme-fodder minutes after tearing up a copy of Trump’s speech.

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Paul Murray from Down Under’s Sky News, nailed it on how Pelosi’s tantrum will cause a big shift—against the Dimtards.  

Back in America, Classical Liberal YouTuber, Tim Pool, concurred stating oblivious leftist cheered while their plans burn down around them.

While normal people in America, and around the world, thought Our Grand Nagus gave a good, even great speech, the event triggered Hollyweirdoes and Ministry of Truth minions.



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Then came the finale in this week’s “three act play.”  Trump the Usurper was acquitted on impeachment charges, which triggered protesters suffering from TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome).

Basically, the Dimtards’ soft coup backfired spectacularly.

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More triggering is sure to follow since the Dimtards have “...learned nothing and forgotten nothing...” and vow to keep investigating Trump the Usurper of 2016. 

For now though, Our Grand Nagus had the last laugh when he took swipes at Pelosi (and Romney) for hiding behind Faith to conduct their perpetual character assassination attempts.

Certainly not the most Christian turn-the-other-cheek sort of thing to do—especially at the National Prayer Breakfast—but since I’m a live-by-the-sword kind of guy, I’m not bothered by this in the slightest.  

In a “more appropriate” venue, Our Grand Nagus struck a Dewey Defeats Truman pose at a press conference and didn’t mince words in calling the 
RussiaRussiaRussia investigation “bullshit.”

Of course, Dimtards like Senator Hirono, still think Our Grand Nagus is guilty regardless of the acquittal verdict.  And the less said about RINO Romney, the better.

The Dimtards actions and reactions to this whole Shampeachment Theatre, or as The Diplomad called it, a ripping yarn...
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...is both amusing and appalling.  It can be funny to watch their meltdowns, but it's appalling to think about any of them with their hands on the levers of power.

Hopefully we can all keep laughing for 4 more years after Election Day 2020, and enjoy the gush of Libtard tears.