Sleepy Joe Surged After Super Tuesday Slaughterfest

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Well, Creepy Uncle Joe’s campaign was on life support almost from the time he announced his candidacy.

But after the Super Tuesday Slaughterfest Biden is back big time. Within a couple of days, Mayor Pete, Comb Klobuchar, Mini Mike and Fauxchahontas all dropped out.

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The most embarrassing losses were Mini Mike blowing through half a billion dollars, and only winning American Samoa ; while Fauxchahontas lost her home state of Massachusetts and everywhere else.

Comrade Karla quipped it would have been cheaper for Mini Mike to simply buy American Samoa.

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So after the hilarious Dimtard Disaster the Democratic Primary is now down to a live-action "Celebrity Deathmatch" between Karl Marx and Groucho Marx, or Crazy vs. Senile.

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Pick your poison.

While Biden’s Super Tuesday surge can be attributed in-part to the machinations of the Democratic Party Machine, the rest of the answer is simpler and less sinister:  The majority of Democratic voters want moderate candidates.  

Bolshevik Bernie is Hell-bent on crashing the economy ringing-in the Year Zero of the Workers’ Paradise of America, while established Democrats--and most of their voters--prefer the boil-a-frog-in-water method (turning the heat up one degree at a time) of bringing about socialism.

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And they want to win elections.

Some conservative commentators, like the Blue Collar Logic boys think Biden will be easier for Our Grand Nagus to beat, or that America could survive a Biden presidency.  While Ben Shapiro feels that Super Tuesday 2020 showed conservatives and liberals truly have common ground.

Maybe.

But Star Parker warned:  Creepy Uncle Joe isn’t that much different than Bolshevik Bernie. 

If Biden does win the General Election in November, I think us like-minded folks will be convinced someone else is pulling his strings...

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...especially if his handlers he selects Crooked Queen Clinton as his VP.

But with Election Day several months away, Dimtards and media woketards aren’t silent about the REAL reason for Warren’s humiliating loss:  Rampant sexism.

Yup.  Gotta play the Sexist Card to cover up their shortcomings.

Tim Pool called-out the Dimtards’ hypocrisy at failing to admit that Hillary and Warren were awful candidates, while fellow YouTube commentators Salty Cracker and Dronetek Politics pointed out that Dimtard leaders and woketard media mouthpieces are smearing voters for being sexist.

That’s Democratic voters.

Another fine example of The Left eating their own.

The truth is Warren’s campaign destroyed itself through wokeness.

I guess Fauxchahontas couldn't help herself.

Kinda like someone else we know, who may be making a come-back...

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