A Capital Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ) Utopia, or Antifastan Hellscape?

(Image by Lisa Benson)

I ended my previous post with a link welcoming you to the Capital Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ).

It took only a matter of days for this budding hellscape to fully bloom.

It all started on Monday, 8 June 2020, when the Seattle PD boarded-up and abandoned the East Precinct.

Unsurprisingly, the area was quickly taken over by the mob as soon as the cops left, the precinct entrance was renamed....

(Image found on Twitter)

...and the 6-7 block surrounding area was "liberated" and declared the Capital Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ).
Less than a week old and the world's "newest country" has legions of supporters and detractors.

One of the leading supporters of this "secessionist state" is Seattle's mayor, Jenny Durkan.  She likens the whole affair to an on-going street festival.  So did the New York Times.

At least the mayor knows something is going on within the confines of her domain.

Whereas Governor Jay Inslee claimed the rise of the CHAZ was "...News to me..." as he took steps to begin demobilizing the WA State National Guard.

(I guess none of the governor's staffers could be bothered to Google the CHAZ's Wikipedia entry).

Well the CHAZ may indeed be a perpetual party--if you are a follower of leftist political-social dogma.

Independent report, Andy Ngo, details the anarchy in the CHAZ.

While we don't have exact statistics on the number and type of crimes that may be committed within the borders of the CHAZ, it shares one commonality with communist hellholes--running out of food.

So the "Chazians" have resorted to begging for "foreign aid," and possibly extortion against the residents.

Soy & vegan food are the least insane demands made by the CHAZ Council, now apparently led by "Warlord" Raz Simone, or Raz of the CHAZ, as I like to call him.

But he wasn't the founding father of this new commune country.  The first leader, a gender-fluid teen stepped down when "ze" was "#MeToo'd."

All this in less than a week.

As The Emerald City is the latest domain ruled by Dimtards who lost control of a critical situation, Our Grand Nagus vowed to take back "Antifastan" if the mayor or governor won't.

This of course, sparked a Twitter Tiff between Trump and Durkan.

The concern among us like-minded folks is that autonomous zones will start popping-up all over the country.

So far, only the protesters in Portland attempted to secede from Oregon, but their utopian fiefdom collapsed within a day.

For now, the emergence of Antifastan is a local problem, for both the Seattle area and from within.

(Image by A.F. Branco)