Friday, July 24, 2020

America's Banana Republic Metropolises

(Image by Michael Ramirez)
America is hitting the self-destruct button.

Or at least we’re on the road to becoming a banana republic.  Several of our major cities have descended to this level, starting with Minneapolis, thanks to the Dems being the ANTIFA Party.

A couple days ago, Our Grand Nagus announced a surge of federal agents will deploy to Chicago and elsewhere to quell the chaos in Democrat-held cities.

Deemed "Operation Legend," the US government's response to the unwillingness or ineptitude of Dimtards to rein-in the rioters is in honor of the 4 year-old LeGend Taliferro, who was shot and killed in Kansas City, MO.

(Image by Chip Bok)

Chicago drew special attention because of the 15 people recently shot.  But the Windy City Mayor is more concerned about her Twitter feud with Trump rather than doing her #1 job—ensuring public safety.

The City of Brotherly Love, isn’t interested in brotherly safety either.  Philadelphia officials threatened to arrest federal agents.

And while Seattle's "Chopistan" got chopped, the Pacific Northwest hasn't been quiet either--it just hasn't received national attention until OrangeManBad decided to take action.

The other night, a "roving band" broke into several businesses, looted and set fires.  You'd think KOMO newsroom would have the guts to call these people "rioters," "looters," or "vandals."

While the KOMO staff are still clinging to their Newspeak Style Guides, Seattleites are reading between the lines and taking action.  Residents are selling their homes and leaving the Emerald City, while Seattle's Finest have decided they'd rather form someone else's Thin Blue Line.

Not only is the Seattle Poliburo Hell-bent on defunding the city’s police department, but also the correctional facilities.

(Image by Michael Ramirez)

And then there's the 50+ nights of "peaceful protests" in Portland, OR.

The situation looks more like pitched battles in an American Civil War 2.0, with Portland's Federal Courthouse being Fort Sumter 2.0.  

At least the under-reported “not rioting” riots in The Rose City provided us with some delightful schadenfreude when Mayor Ted Wheeler’s attempted photo-op with the rioters backfired as the “peaceful protesters” attacked him.

But despite this PR set-back, Wheeler's still trying to gaslight the public by claiming the feds' tear gas response to the assault on their courthouse was "unprovoked."

(Image by A.F. Branco)

Whether or not you want to call the on-going violence a "civil war," the Ministry of Truth continues it’s Newspeak by continually redefining the term “violence.”

Fortunately, most Americans aren’t buying media propaganda and have now turned against the BLM movement.

And it’s not just the mass mayhem that gives normal Americans the feeling they’re getting a glimpse at what life in a banana republic hellscape is like.

Individual, law-abiding citizens have been specifically targeted for not being on-board the Woke Crazy Train.

The McCloskeys, the St. Louis couple who armed themselves in the face of a trespassing mob, were charged with weapons felonies by the St. Louis DA.  

Mark McCloskey appeared on Tucker Carlson Tonight—and then Tucker found himself targeted.  

Fortunately, the Missouri Attorney General said he’d intervene , if he hasn’t already gotten the case dismissed, while Tucker’s stalker-in-journalist-clothing got a taste of his own medicine.

Despite these minor victories, the flames of unrest continue to burn, while the Ministry of Truth claims Our Grand Nagus’ impending action is merely a ploy to stage a military coup and steal the 2020 election.

In the meantime, here's to law & order prevailing over anarchy and Marxist thuggery.

(Image by Michael Ramirez)

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