Apparently a Pakistani ambassador is too endowed to be posted in Arab speaking countries:
From Comrade Karla:
We need to find some FSOs (Foreign Service Officers)/Ambassadors with similar names.
From Comrade Karla's dad:
Same thing happened when that Roman Emperor wanted to send that emissary named Bigus Dickus to Egypt.
Which provided me inspiration for this post's picture, from Monty Python's Life of Brian:
And if Mr Akbar Zeb is feeling a bit down for not getting any posting, maybe this little ditty will cheer him up: