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Shortly after Greta Thunberg kicked-off her How Dare You Tour, the Dimtards jump-started their faltering Impeachment Inquiry Against Our Grand Nagus.
But as we've heard on a daily basis since Trump the Usurper "stole" Crooked Queen Clinton's birthright: The efforts to impeach Orangemanbad started immediately after the 2016 Presidential Election have failed.
After the Mueller Nothingburger Report, Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) among the Dimtards went dormant while they focused on their own in-fighting. Speaker Nancy "Pelosium" wanted to let things slide, but Young Pioneers in their ranks, led by the Four Harpies of the Apocalypse continued squawking to "Impeach the Motherfucker!"
A few weeks ago, Pelosium, under pressure from Commissar Cortez decided a grave new lawlessness needed to be addressed.
And of course, the Ministry of Truth, formerly known as "the media," helped sound the charge.
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Of course, Hunter's collusion with Ukrainian oligarchs has been "suffocated with a pillow" or deemed conspiracy theories by the Ministry of Truth.
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Even though the media is running interference for Creepy & Crackhead, none of his political rivals are rushing to the elder Biden's defense. Even a CNN panel conceded Crackhead's oligarch collusion "doesn't look good" for the Dems, while claiming there's nothing for the voters to see and to move along.
Creepy Joe claimed he wasn't aware of Crackhead's business with Burisma--but photo of him sporting a Burisma golf cap.
Some commentators speculate the latest TDS-fueled impeachment frenzy was also a means of taking out "the old white guy" from the Democratic Primary.
There's even talk of this being the catalyst for Hillary Clinton's comeback. Or as Salty Cracker called it: 2016 2.0.
But first, the biggest question of all is: Why won't the House vote on a formal impeachment inquiry?
The Dimtards current course of action runs contrary to historical and legal precedent.
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There's a few more issues about this Impeach Orangemanbad that reeks of swamp-dwelling deep staters.
First, it turned out that the whistleblower is a CIA agent.
Second, we found out the Intel Community changed the rules of whistleblower complaints to allow for second-hand information. What's next? Lodging complaints about a fellow employee's high school year book entries?
Third, it looks like Shifty Schiff knew about the whistleblower complaint before it was filed and lied about it.
And last of the swamp-dweller shenanigans (for now): Shifty Schiff's opening lie was later claimed to be a parody, but then Pelosium reversed herself and claimed his reading was the real deal.
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At least Our Grand Nagus isn't taking Shifty Schiff's lies laying down, called for his resignation and called-out the Dimtards for focusing on bullshit.
And bullshit is as good a place to start bringing this long, convoluted post to a close.
Basically, this whistleblower complaint is reading like the Steele Dossier--complete with it's own dossier, of murky origins and lacking in specific details.
All the machinations, thus far, have been ham-fisted attempts at jump starting a show trial to remove Orangemanbad before the 2020 Presidential Election.
Or, at least muddy the waters for independent/undecided voters. While some polls claim support for impeaching Our Grand Nagus is growing, his overall approval rating has not only remained steady--but surpassed Obama's.
However, we're not out of The Swamp yet. We're more than a year away from the 2020 Presidential Election. I'm sure we'll continue to be bombarded by Orangemanbad on a daily basis. More than I can keep up with.
So I'll only return to this "Schift Show" when significant events and revelations come to light, and time permitting.
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