Friday, August 28, 2009

Sometimes a Cigar is... interrogation tool?

Apparently CIA torturers didn't get the memo that interrogation rooms are suppose to be smoke-free environments.

Blowing cigar smoke into detainees' faces is now on the Obamalist of "crimes against terrorists":

Comrade Karla's comments:

Those fiends! Next we'll find out the CIA was feeding them saturated fats!!!!

"Tell us what we want to know, or you will have to eat this entire package of twinkies!"

This wouldn't work on me. But if you gave me a box of Ding-Dongs then I'd be happy to tell you everything I know...

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