Friday, October 28, 2011

"Do You Want Arugula With That?"

Irony continues for the OWS movement.  Apparently all is not well among those toiling away to feed the masses at the Peoples Democratic Republic of Zuccotti Park.  Or, as Comrade Karla put it:

Sounds like redistributing the food wealth is not working out so well.

He sent us this story the other day from the NY Post. 
The plight of the cooks promted the following message traffic:

Can you blame them? The poor souls are working 18 hour days. These people went to this thing because they don't want to work and instead they are working 18 hour days as short order cooks and they aren't even getting paid minimum wage.  What is this called? Irony? Poetic justice? Help me out here...

If only the Bolsheviks had been similarly FUBAR.

I like how the "volunteer security" force was searching tents and other things. I wonder if any of them have ever read Animal Farm?

Turns out the "99%" is really just the 2%

What I'd like to know is what kind of "revolutionaries" are these folks?  Eating "upscale" meals?

Why not get people like, Susan Sarandon and Michael Moore, to cough up some of their money--which is somewhere in the top-tier of the "99%"--and buy truckloads of MREs (Meals Ready to Eat) and bottled water.

This way, no one's toiling away for 18 hours/day.  All they have to do is hand out an MRE and a bottle of water 3 times a day.

This will also have the benefit of keeping the masses so constipated, that no one will be defecating on police cars anytime soon.

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