Lame Lies from Lame Duck

(Image from A.F. Branco of Legal Insurrection)

Anyone who's been paying attention to the "parade of phony scandals" can make a good guess what Team Obama members will say in the form of damage control/public relations.

There are several plausible reasons for the prescience among the proletariat.  It's either:

a. We heard it all before
b. Team Obama is running out of creative energy
c. Team Obama is now openly contemptuous of the voting public
d. All the Above

Feel free to come up with your own list.

In the meantime, here's the Top 6 Lamest Excuses from the Obama (Mis)Administration, in case you need a template.

And speaking of templates, Mary Katherine Hamm came up with her How to get the WH Press Corps to Stop Asking Questions in Six Easy Steps.

Maybe the Obama Mouthpieces should just call out numbers when responding to questions at press conferences.